Asoke First Class massage

Excellent! Thank you to all the staff for the warm welcome and excellent service. The massage was incredibly relaxing. In my opinion, it was the best massage in Bangkok. However, the salon needs some improvements.

The massage was excellent.

This is the worst massage place I’ve yet experienced in Bangkok yet. The place was dumpy, dirty, and no effort was taken to make it welcoming. There were bright lights and the ladies working were dour, unhappy, and unwelcoming. During my stay, no staff prepared a chair, adjusted lights or noise levels, nor offered me anything (towel, pillow, face cloth, water) to relax. This place felt like the low-end garage or living room of a bitter, tired, cat-woman living in a trailer park. In addition to noise and lights, the seat wasn’t comfortable and didn’t recline. The masseuse was sad and lazy, and the massage was bad and weak. I should have left early, but there were no refunds, so curiosity is the only real reason I didn’t walk out after the first 4-5 minutes. The tired unhappy staff kept me waiting for several minutes, and after ignoring me from arrival, the massage started 10+ minutes late. The masseuse sucked from the beginning. She poured oil on my legs (?!?) and used a comb to poke at my feet as an apparent attempt to compensate for lack of technique.